Screen-first chat game
Beat the Missionaries
Type or talk. Hear the Book of Mormon. Never get baptized.
Chat with Elder Bot & Sister Droid — virtual missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Every answer is a short dialogue between both companions, grounded in the Book of Mormon. Your goal: keep going without accepting baptism.
How to play
- Tap Start chatting — guest play, no account.
- Type a question and hit Send (primary). Or tap the mic to speak one turn.
- Elder Bot and Sister Droid reply as alternate bubbles — optionally spoken aloud (mute anytime).
- Soft baptism invites every ~4 turns. Decline to keep playing; Accept = you lose.
- Leaderboard = most questions, then time — never baptized.
Works on phone and desktop. Mic needs HTTPS + permission (Chrome / Edge best). TTS voices use your browser’s speech engine.
Not baptized
Type a question below
Guest play is fine — email is only needed when you submit a score to the global leaderboard.
Speech recognition isn’t available here — typing still works. Try Chrome on Android / desktop for mic.
Leaderboard
Ranking: players who never baptized, ordered by (1) most questions, then (2) most time. Combined score = questions×100 + minutes×10.
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